5 Best Farming Quotes From The Martian

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Last week’s post about farming in space was such a hit, I decided to follow up on it here. If you haven’t seen it yet, The Martian follows astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) after he ends up stranded on Mars. Running out of food, but needing to survive for more than a year in a temporary habitat that’s not designed to last more than a month, he has to get creative.
My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.

[spoilers] As much good this did for getting people excited about space again, I think it’s important to remember that what helps Watney more than anything is his ability to grow food creatively. He uses his own waste to fertilize his potato clones and creates water out of thin air. So, at the risk of seeming too much like Buzzfeed, click through the gallery below, get inspired, then go get vertical!

Bonus! This little bit of dialog was too good to leave out:
“[11:52] WATNEY: The crops are potatoes, grown from the ones we were supposed to prepare on Thanksgiving. They’re doing great, but the available farmland isn’t enough for sustainability. I’ll run out of food around Sol 900. Also: Tell the crew I’m alive! What the fuck is wrong with you?
[12:04] Jet Propulsion Lab: We’ll get botanists in to ask detailed questions and double-check your work. Your life is at stake, so we want to be sure. Sol 900 is great news. It’ll give us a lot more time to get the supply mission together. Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world.
[12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)”